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Removing Excess CO2 from the Atmosphere - Sam's Idea
Richard Branson is offering $25m for the best plan for removing the excess carbon dioxide from the atmosphere which we humans insist on creating.

Sam came up with a fantastic idea and you're luck enough to be here to find out all about it:

Fish! We need to genetically engineer fish which use CO₂ instead of oxygen, then we airate water with it (and repeat until it's all in the water) and put the fish in the water.

As we are genetically engineering our fish we can make them incredibly tasty, so we can eat the fish pan fried with pak choi in an argan and soy dressing, and sweet potato mash with cumin, served with a nice medium-dry Chilean white wine (well chilled, of course).

NB: Do not fart after your tasty CO₂ fish meal because it will all be for nothing if you do.

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Created: 9 February 2007

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